Three decades.
Are you kidding me?
We're really doggone old and stuff!
(Hey, that was, like, a haiku ...)

Then again, I'm still 15 emotionally. I'd like to thank you all for helping me have stunted emotional growth. I still love you anyway. Apologize for the attached photo. That was one unfortunate goatee. Trust me. It'll not happen again.
Happy fun love to you all!
And God bless you!
Philip